| Johnny |
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| So then I says...On your knees, doll! |
| Johnny |
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| and then you do the hokey pokey and you get your hair stuck in the mic... |
| Johnny and Brittany |
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| The Twin Pompadours! |
| Johnny and Brittany |
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| Hey Britt, wanna see MY Oval Office? |
| Colin and Johnny |
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| We're 007 type men, see us....want us....worship us |
| Johnny and the rare but often imitated male fans |
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| My cigar isnt broken..its just flaccid |
| Johnny and the Bachelor |
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| See this guy.....I GOT his chick...... |
| Johnny and Mario |
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| The world's oldest stripper at 85 years old! |
| Dianne |
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| Dahhhhhlinnng, I know you vant me, but you caaaaant have me! |
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| Dianne and Jenn |
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| We are ladies who cocktail! |
| Johnny |
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| All of me....please please take all of me... |
| Beth and Johnny |
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| Is that a tootsie roll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
| Johnny and Brittany |
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| Britt, I said LIGHT my fire..not LICK it! |
| Johnny and fan |
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| Julia, I always said I'd getcha a mink,baby....look this one even comes with a cute maid for ME! |
| Johnny, Beth and Jenn |
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| Johnny, she needs that tit....stop!..STOP!!! |
| Johnny and Mario |
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| Watching Mario the Stripper do his THANG! |
| Johnny and the Demons |
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| Swing lowww, sweet charrrrriottttt |
| Johnny and Mario |
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| dadadadummmm, wanna see it...wanna see it now? |
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